People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"

Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."

People: "No, not like that."

Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."

People: "Wait…"

Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

— Simp Scampi (@synthandlasers) March 17, 2020