My husband: we really need to cut back our spending

My dog: absolutely, right after an emergency visit to the vet

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 8, 2023

Me: getting the flu shot wasn’t so bad, was it?

5: it was really loud

Me: loud?

5: yes because I screamed the whole time!

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) September 11, 2023

I thought I was getting myself a new couch but apparently I was getting my dog a new bed

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 30, 2023

We have a nest of baby birds and they eat anything their mom brings them without complaint, as a mom of humans I find this mind blowing

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 6, 2022

You should be able to bring your dog as your plus one to events

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 1, 2022

In a house with 1,000 bathrooms your kid will only be willing to use the one you’re in, there is nothing you can do to prevent this

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 18, 2022

5: *Talks for an hour about fairies*

Me: Did you know fairy babies are purple?

5: Don’t be silly mommy, fairies aren’t real!

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 22, 2021