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Girl: I heard that many years ago, Dry January lasted for a whole month. Grandpa, why is it only three days long now?

Old man: Come and sit down, child. Let me tell you an interesting story.

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 4, 2021

I'm going to give this roll of #toiletpaper to a follower at midday on Sunday.

RT and follow for a chance to win.

I’ll post it anywhere in the world.#WinNicksToiletRoll#Coronavirus#PanicBuying#WeveAllGoneFuckingCrazy pic.twitter.com/uWDcDuRtTu

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) March 7, 2020