Please don’t ask me to repeat myself I wasn’t listening either

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 29, 2024

my daughter is complaining about a “big” spider on her desk and that she can’t do her homework so I just closed her door and stuck a towel under it because that sounds scary as fuck best of luck to her

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 25, 2021

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 14, 2021

My kid asked what day it is so I told him Wednesday and he said I don’t agree with that… I didn’t know we could do that

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 18, 2020