I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can stay in your pajamas all weekend if you want to.

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) March 16, 2024

The world is like “we’ll give women their own international day but we still aren’t giving them pockets.”

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) March 9, 2024

I haven’t gone out for coffee in a week and a half. Am I a billionaire now?

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) February 6, 2024

4yo niece: I just touched the teeth in my eyes!

Everyone:

4yo: They’re ghost teeth.

Not terrifying at all.

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) December 4, 2023