me: hi
person with blue eyes: well in certain light they're more cerulean but more often than not a deep turquoise tinged cyan— jaboukie (@jaboukie) April 16, 2017
i wonder if artists see themselves at the top people’s 60,000+ hour spotify wrapped like “wow that person gave me at least $3.74”
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) December 2, 2020
yall will have imposter syndrome over shit youre actually good at but confidently put "proficient in excel" on your resume
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) September 28, 2019
black mold spores in my childhood home worsening my asthma pic.twitter.com/1TcKKBxKE4
— giabuchi (@jaboukie) January 9, 2020
how gen z and millennials look being born into a world that’s already ending pic.twitter.com/0g9J9nkw9x
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) March 22, 2019
college in america https://t.co/oI4oj6zIBo
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) July 14, 2019
The cats in Cats (2019) will have realistic spiked penises
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) July 18, 2019