me: I was doing crossfit on the night in question
cop: you're not even a suspect
me: I just wanted u to know
— alien skier (@clichedout) June 24, 2019
Accueil / Résultats pour la recherche : "@clichedout"
Reason #1: It’s a rotary phone pic.twitter.com/fegstbt3pY
— alien skier (@clichedout) August 22, 2022
[inventing Pepsi]
"There should be a Coke for assholes"
— 🎁 xmas skier 🎁 52 days left (@clichedout) November 2, 2019
BOSS: you should have been here at 8:00
ME: why, what happened at 8?
— alien skier 👽👽👽 (@clichedout) June 17, 2019
me: can I buy u a drink
girl: it's ladies drink free night
me: can u buy me a drink
— alien skier 👽👽👽 (@ClichedOut) April 14, 2019