I got about 8 seconds into explaining the Kate Middleton situation to my French husband before he told me, in the Frenchest voice imaginable, "ah yes, that's why we decided not to have those sorts of people anymore"

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) March 14, 2024

dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman. pic.twitter.com/29AlruZfOY

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) March 1, 2024

when everyone switches over to separate Mastodon servers pic.twitter.com/EHY9md6SW6

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 6, 2022

the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it

“silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 30, 2022

learning French has really encouraged me to live in the moment because I currently cannot conjugate any other verb tense

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) May 8, 2021