There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 24, 2024
Men are complaining that Turning Red wasn’t “relatable” like other Pixar movies, so I guess it’s easier for them to relate to bugs, toys, monsters, cars, rats, elves, or robots than it is to relate to actual human girls.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 13, 2022
If your gender reveal party kills someone, you’re probably having a white male.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 9, 2021
PSA TO MEN: It’s not “babysitting” when they’re your kids.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 6, 2020
Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 30, 2019
Imagine believing that spells from young adult novels about a magical school for child wizards can hurt you but climate change can’t.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 2, 2019
I imagine Mother's Day gets really awkward and confusing on Game of Thrones.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 9, 2015
Bran: (says weird shit)
Sansa: …
Arya: …
Jon: …
Daenerys: …
Sam: …
Davos: …
Brienne: …
Jorah: …
Tyrion: Ok fine since clearly nobody else is going to ask, what the fuck is your deal, kid?— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 22, 2019
IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL HOW IS THERE A FROZEN 2 pic.twitter.com/tnoPNWwZGd
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 13, 2019