Apparently my 5yo doesn’t need to go to school because she is the queen of all the mermaids and aren’t I dumb for not knowing this
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) March 18, 2024
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Silence isn’t golden if you have a small child, it’s suspicious
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) November 5, 2023
I found a dead spider floating in my wine today and tbh that’s probably the way I wanna go too
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) May 7, 2022
My toddler ran past me, farted and shouted “for you mummy!” so happy birthday to me I guess
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) May 2, 2022