Them: you’re a writer? wow that sounds like the most romantic job in the world.

Me, who spent four hours this morning researching agricultural zoning laws in order to write a singular sentence: yes.

— kelly andrew (@KayAyDrew) September 2, 2022

Last night the dog kept breaking into the nursery and waking the baby. She’s been sick, and I was getting so fed up with him.

Until she stopped breathing.

We spent the night in the hospital. I don’t know what would have happened if he hadn’t woken her. We don’t deserve dogs. pic.twitter.com/PBJCJVflgh

— kelly andrew 🍂 (@KayAyDrew) December 14, 2021