the velociraptors have started a podcast
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) August 6, 2020
please do not get a crush on any of our dinosaurs. every last one of them is out of your league
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 29, 2020
made a normal turtle. sometimes you just need to chill
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 28, 2020
stop calling the T-Rex “Tyrannosaurus Rex.” absolute nerd shit
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 25, 2020
just tied our smallest dinosaur to a balloon and let him go
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 22, 2020
the velociraptors have figured out how to hold a gun
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 22, 2020
our dinosaurs are ready to eat the rich
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 17, 2020
“Dinosaur” comes from the Greek word “dinosaur” meaning “dinosaur”
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 15, 2020
the dinosaurs have unionized
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 14, 2020
We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the t rex because we don’t know what the other ones are called
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 13, 2020