i hate whenever i forget to water my plants and they start acting dead like girl get up and stop playing…

— zae (@itszaeok) March 29, 2022

i used to say i hated avocado toast and then i found out you supposed to mash and season the avocado first… why nobody told me….

— zae (@itszaeok) March 30, 2022

WHY I JUST SAW MARIAH CAREY WITH REINDEER FLYING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE?!?!?!?

— zae (@ItsZaeOk) November 1, 2021

y’all love rebellions and revolutions until black people do it.

— your cousin at the pentagon (@ItsZaeOk) May 28, 2020