Asking if someone's trying for a baby is so weird… You're straight out asking:

a) are you having sex, and
b) what are you doing with the cum

— Hans Grubertron (@HansGrubertron) August 1, 2020

BARBER: *combs back customer's hair* okay sir, if you could just take off your glasses

CLARK KENT: no

— Hans Grubertron (@HansGrubertron) March 23, 2019

BARBER: *finishes cutting my hair*

ME: perfect, thanks

BARBER: *holds mirror up to the back of my head*

VOLDEMORT: yep, that's great

— Hans Grubertron (@HansGrubertron) February 25, 2019