oh you like architecture? name three walls

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) February 24, 2024

arrive 2 hours before your lesson and remove your shoes before entering the classroom https://t.co/8AlPjYHbZC

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) January 5, 2024

'we've finally found someone who's willing to publicly support you!'
'great, who is it?'
'it's… uhhhh, you know what never mind' https://t.co/AVPKoiX5Q4

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) September 4, 2023

Liz Truss’s CV just says ‘killed the queen’ and nothing else

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 20, 2022

having a king is going to take some getting used to. we’re used to our monarch moving as far as they want in any direction but now it’s just one square at a time. much higher chance of being killed by a horse

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 8, 2022

I'm reading an article about a guy who has sex with his car and this picture is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/OueIaW1cQ9

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 4, 2022

[nft guy at restaurant] "one photograph of a pizza please"

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 28, 2022

[nicholas cage voice] we’re going to steal a digital receipt saying we own the declaration of independence

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 1, 2022

me and the boys 5 seconds after being vaccinated: pic.twitter.com/5xJzl4iGsW

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 9, 2020

imagine explaining this tweet to someone from last year https://t.co/GISIV1yGPx

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 25, 2020