I don’t think anyone has ever said “you have the penis of a 31 year old” as a compliment https://t.co/zDnXvL1j8J

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 10, 2023

People seem surprised by this and yet every few years some billionaire is like "Let's rebuild the Titanic" or "I think I can do Jurassic Park for real" https://t.co/g8YKzEtgev

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 14, 2022

Lot of people making fun of this headline, but I ABSOLUTELY believe Elon Musk could make a zoo where everything breaks and a lot of people die https://t.co/se7v0NIRx3

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 8, 2021

There’s a new Mission Impossible out this weekend so I just wanted to take this opportunity to point out that in the first one Tom Cruise, a superspy, is searching for a person named Max so he looks up “https://t.co/ppDD6DH2mx” pic.twitter.com/V3yabhzLxM

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 30, 2018