OUR HOUSE

IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET https://t.co/DfVVbBZHkC

— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) May 26, 2023

me: I'm having hearing issues

doctor: can you describe the symptoms?

me: it's a tv show about a family from springfield

— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) May 16, 2023

alfred: you have lung cancer

batman: how?

alfred: probably from using smoke bombs to get out of scary situations

batman:

alfred:

batman: *reaches for smoke bomb*

alfred: sir, no

— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) May 12, 2023

nobody:

tomato slices when you start to eat a sandwich: pic.twitter.com/B9GgKAotwR

— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) April 10, 2023

because renting them would be gross https://t.co/gfZEvA2S3G

— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) March 25, 2023

my fall plans the delta variant pic.twitter.com/Z8sUJeKVwK

— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) August 12, 2021

boomers: no gay marriage
millennials: yes gay marriage
gen z: yes gay no marriage

— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) July 28, 2020