just found the best ring of all time pic.twitter.com/xGT6WhZ9a3

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) June 15, 2024

at a cafe and knocked on the bathroom door and instead of saying “occupied” the person inside said “who is it?” ???

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) April 11, 2024

rewatching the first dune and i forgot about thufir’s cunty little parasol. i love this diva pic.twitter.com/btadLg9VSd

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) March 3, 2024

why would tinder want me to say this pic.twitter.com/imEBxc3ACb

— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) May 8, 2023

ratatouille but suicidal pic.twitter.com/4iwCEwzLfn

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) April 2, 2023

asking your bf to take your pic vs asking your gf to take your pic pic.twitter.com/OXs0cRjfgP

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) September 14, 2022

oh shit. oh fuck. one of my avocados hatched last night and i have no idea where it went pic.twitter.com/jW9IGdBIru

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) April 2, 2021

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. pic.twitter.com/AQqVS3BRYM

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) December 28, 2021