stop checking your phone every 2 minutes nobody loves you

— Xavier (@xavierofficials) October 17, 2022

my daily routine is simple i wake up and regret it

— Xavier (@xavierofficials) October 1, 2022

my next relationship better be my last im tired of telling people my favorite color

— Xavier (@xavierofficials) September 26, 2022

just make her laugh she'll forget you're ugly

— Xavier (@xavierofficials) August 16, 2022

twitter is the smokers section of social media

— Xavier (@xavierofficials) August 9, 2022