The X-Files will have 3 back to back episodes that are dead serious about elaborate conspiracies where anyone can be killed for knowing too much, and then the very next episode will be like “Scully there’s a dude I wanna check out who thinks he’s a goat”
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) January 5, 2024
If I die like this, in the article please don’t use a photo showing the piranha smiling, looking full https://t.co/HSvxQR7J3z
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 7, 2021
They say that ghosts haunt the places where they died, so please kill me at a water park.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 10, 2014
Because of COVID, I can’t wear my scary Halloween costume to any parties so I’ve been trying to get my money’s worth by wearing it around the house. pic.twitter.com/bnfXh7E35h
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 1, 2020