3yo: Mommy
Me: Hang on, buddy, gotta help your brother
3: Mommy Mommy Mommy
Me: Andy! Please. Hold on
3: Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Me: okay WHAT
3: Did you know that chocolate donuts are SOFT

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) June 14, 2024

3yo: Mommy, I wish I had a twumpet.
Me: Mmmm well I do not.
3yo: But I would love to play a big loud twumpet sound
Me: As I mentioned in my previous email (see attached)–

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) June 10, 2024

3yo (confidently): But Mommy, people do not eat cows.
Me: Uh, bud, we do. Hamburgers are made of cow.
3yo (uncertain laughter): Mommy, that is funny for pretend. But I mean for REAL.
Me: Yes, for real!
3yo (w/ scorn) No.
Me: What do you think burgers are made of?
3yo: People?

😶

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) May 27, 2024

My 3yo, who has to have everything read aloud to him, opened a fortune cookie tonight that said, "The path to success lies in taking a bath without fussing or throwing water out of the tub and getting out nicely with no crying." what are the ODDS

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) January 14, 2024