divorcing him because he didn’t do shit but sit in that fucking chair https://t.co/675x6nW50M
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) June 5, 2024
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when a dog has the tiniest bit of their tongue poking out of their mouth when they’re sleeping? that’s the 9th wonder of the world
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) May 3, 2024
always humbling that plants that survived whatever killed the dinosaurs cannot survive two weeks under my care
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 17, 2024
Kate Middleton hasn’t been seen for about 2 months now pic.twitter.com/NN1GqBD6PD
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 27, 2024
Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) November 14, 2023
crackin a cold one with the boys after fucking up a golf course https://t.co/9ChJtswo0Z pic.twitter.com/EcR9qvhNeE
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) October 23, 2023
who cares trump isn’t even the first actor from home alone 2 to have his mugshot released pic.twitter.com/x5ekU46Khz
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) August 25, 2023
I always set two wake up alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) September 28, 2022