An apple a day keeps the Doctor away. (For fuck's sake, don't tell the Daleks)

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 27, 2013

Guess where I am. pic.twitter.com/2Zwxulci4A

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 8, 2022

I wish being stupid only punished the stupid.

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) July 17, 2021

Dry January pic.twitter.com/TA8uEREDmO

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 4, 2021

Now it's all over I can tell you that it was me who ate the bats.

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 7, 2020

Oedipus had his faults, but at least he loved his mum.

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) October 19, 2013