gandalf: [whispering to the moth in his hands] hey dude this shit is going sideways could you go get the giant eagles for me

moth: yeah… sure i guess??

gandalf: okay thanks i’ll be here

moth: [flying away at moth speed] shits gonna take me like 4 months

— whale 🐳 (@prestovision) April 1, 2020

i liked captain america’s ass before it was cool

— preston whaleiams (@PrestoVision) May 4, 2019