I’m watching pretty woman for the first time and we need sex scenes in movies again. What do you mean he ate her out on a fuckin piano and I’ve never heard about this

— neon 🦌🍂🧦 (@neon_heartbeat) March 9, 2024

"turning red is cringe because 13 year old girls dont–" let me stop you right there when i was 13 i wrote a story about how legolas fell in love with me and how i went to middle earth and then aragorn also fell in love with me. we are cringe we are legion

— neon🗡"sexually degenerate online" any prns! (@neon_heartbeat) March 13, 2022