Wish I was half as committed to anything else as I am to taking screenshots I will never look at.

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) June 23, 2024

[10 minutes of movie left]

Me: “I think I saw this before”

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) May 19, 2024

When I die, I hope I'm remembered for my ability to sit and do nothing for hours at a time.

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) March 30, 2024

Helped a little old lady merge into traffic by honking my horn and yelling “MOVE YOUR ASS” out the window.

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) March 9, 2024

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) February 25, 2024

Any day that I have to make a phone call is the worst day of my life.

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) January 14, 2024