if you're not watching the olympic opening ceremony the main torchbearer is a masked vigilante wearing keens and les miserables-style revolutionary rags who entered on a boat to the phantom of the opera theme and is now doing parkour around paris to techno. extremely french

— molly taft (@mollytaft) July 26, 2024

when i was 10 i was in line to ride a carousel. a girl came up to me w her friend and said “her dad is bruce willis, if you let us cut you in line you can meet him.” i said no. rode the carousel went outside & saw bruce yelling at the 2 of them like “don’t use my name like that” https://t.co/30LERFeele

— molly taft (@mollytaft) September 22, 2023

ah, halloween in new york pic.twitter.com/tUVsXC9UR2

— molly taft (@mollytaft) October 30, 2019