I write "from mommy" on all my presents instead of "from Santa" or "from daddy" because no way is some white guy getting credit for my work.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 25, 2023

My 3yo plays a version of hide-and-seek where if you find her, she cries.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) September 18, 2023

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 8, 2022

I finally figured out how to make myself stop eating the Oreos, and all I had to do was finish the Oreos.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) March 26, 2022