Biden needs to survive a shark attack to stand a chance now.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 13, 2024
If Leonardo DiCaprio keeps dating women in their early 20s, they’ll now be so young that they fully missed his teen heartthrob era. They’ll be texting their friends like: “So I’ve been going out with the dirty guy from The Revenant. Weird, right?”
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 31, 2022
I can’t believe Elon Musk is wasting all this time trying to buy Twitter when he has all that science to pretend to invent.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 14, 2022