My hand is injured, and a child ask how I did it.

Me: I’ll tell you 2 stories & you guess which 1 is true.

He nods.

Me: I was feeding sharks and had the fish too close to the water OR I hurt it while washing dishes.

Preschooler: You know you can just throw the fish in.

— Janice Staber (@janice_staber) October 10, 2023