i work out so the guy who does my autopsy is like omfg this guy is so sexy thats so sad 😔💔😭

— kristofer thomas (@itskristofer) March 9, 2021

remembering how dumbledore called voldemort "tom". how did we not see the terf shit coming? j.k. rowling wrote characters dead-naming people smh

— kristofer thomas (@itskristofer) February 24, 2021

jk rowling’s all “i’m not transphobic, just concerned with ~lesbian visibility~!!” and there wasn’t a single carpet-muncher in all of hogwarts

— kristofer thomas (@itskristofer) February 13, 2021

my therapist: you need to be kinder to yourself

my brain: yeah you fucking idiot be kinder to yourself

— kristofer thomas (@itskristofer) November 28, 2020