If a woman has kids: should they not be at home looking after the kids

If a woman does not have kids: wow crazy cat lady

If a woman lures kids to her cottage made of gingerbread deep down in the woods: she’s a witch

Women can’t win

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 23, 2024

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin

me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 8, 2024

Did every single other bald man die https://t.co/Z5HLQzhAye

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 17, 2023

JUST WALKED PAST A WOMAN EXPLAINING THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP TO HER BOYFRIEND, WE’VE DONE IT LADIES

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) August 20, 2023

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) September 8, 2022