true love: when my grandpa got back from Vietnam he tested positive for syphilis. he swore he hadn't been unfaithful & would get retested the next day. my grandma trusted him so much she slept with him that night.

anyways that's the story of how my grandma got syphilis

— gaz (@gazpachomachine) July 8, 2023

french people be like:
🎶bébé sharque deaux deaux deaux deaux deaux deaux

— Gaz (@gazpachomachine) September 29, 2019