If people ask what my toddler daughter's rabbit is called, I lie and tell them his name is Prince. His actual name, chosen by my daughter who heard it once but doesn't understand the historical significance of it yet, is Hitler.

— fesshole ⚽️ (@fesshole) July 12, 2024

I've had diarrhea for 3 years and never saw a doctor. My dog had diarrhea for 7 days, and I took him to the vet. He has a wheat allergy. I decided to see a doctor and I also have a wheat allergy. We both poo normally now.

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) January 22, 2023