sorry i was late i laid on the floor
— erica (@ericanextdooor) July 6, 2024
i’m more tired at 3PM than i am at midnight
— erica (@ericanextdooor) June 19, 2024
when people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it” i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of
— erica (@ericanextdooor) June 1, 2024
i don’t want fries i want YOUR fries
— erica (@ericanextdooor) April 27, 2024
the first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety they just turn you into a normal person
— erica (@ericanextdooor) April 12, 2024
no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend
— erica (@ericanextdooor) March 25, 2024