Signs that a 10 year old hasn’t cleaned her teeth.

The sink is clean.
Her toothbrush is in the toothbrush holder.
She says she has.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) July 13, 2024

Me: Absolutely broke.

Advertisers: She’s ready. Target her with the nicest shoes ever.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) July 7, 2024

When I don’t want to do something, I just break it down into little steps. All of which I don’t want to do either.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) February 20, 2024

Can’t decide who my favourite child is. My daughter or my husband?

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) February 11, 2024

Miss 10: You always have THAT smell.
Me: ….What smell?
10: I don’t know.. It smells like home.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) February 9, 2024

My phone should just know if the passcode is entered incorrectly the first 3 times then it’s definitely me.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) November 7, 2023