I always thought that people hated pineapple on pizza because it's spicy until I learned that pineapple is not spicy to most people and I am in fact allergic to pineapple.

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) February 2, 2024

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) October 13, 2022