made eye contact in the office bathroom mirror while washing my hands as the man went straight to the door from the urinal so then he pivots to the sink and said “guess we’re still doing all that even after covid haha” pic.twitter.com/kMUcwBnMs6

— chase. (@cfree94) August 29, 2024

work crush told me he broke up with his gf and i accidentally said “thank god” right to his face pic.twitter.com/96iNyMUvZp

— chase. (@cfree94) March 20, 2024

hermione granger walked so taylor swift could fly. pic.twitter.com/Yg5woVJGpl

— chase. (@cfree94) July 18, 2019