it's become increasingly clear that jk rowling wrote harry potter by working backwards from wanting to call people mudbloods

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 1, 2024

my problem with fuck marry kill is if i’m busy fucking and killing its not necessarily the best time to also plan a wedding

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) October 12, 2022

INTERVIEWER: can you explain this gap in your resume

ODYSSEUS: ok it’s actually a really long story

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) October 4, 2022

early pixar: kids love toys, bugs, and monsters

later pixar: kids love reminders that they will die

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) September 27, 2021

MARIE KONDO: hold this book and see if it sparks joy

ME: wow, it does

MARIE KONDO (removing fake book jacket): that book was mein kampf

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) January 3, 2019