I thought I heard it raining outside so I went to my weather app on my phone to make sure.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) February 11, 2024
I feel old as fuck when someone tells me they were born in 2000
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) January 27, 2024
Whoever designed my car where everything I drop fits perfectly down that gap between my seat and console expect for my hand is a fucking asshole.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) January 17, 2024
Most of my life decisions are made when I'm waiting for the water to boil for my Ramen Noodles.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) November 4, 2023
Irony ~ giving my daughter a set of my old encyclopedias and she Googles “What’s an encyclopedia?”
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) August 30, 2023