I swear to god if this relaxation audiobook doesn't download faster I'm gonna fucken lose it

— Village Person (@SvnSxty) June 26, 2022

I don't trust people with glasses, they could be superman

— Village Person (@SvnSxty) April 30, 2022

I want to be a meteorologist or a politician or some other job where being right doesn't matter

— Village Person (@SvnSxty) February 19, 2022

Me: as an ADULT I can eat WHATEVER I want, WHENEVER I want

*later*

Me: *extremely unhealthy* touché

— Village Person (@SvnSxty) December 4, 2021