I told my 4yo I needed a break today and went to my room. He comes in about 5 mins later and says, "Are you still on your break?" And I tell him yes.
Then he says, "Oh, good. I'm on my break too. We can be on break together. I've had enough of Daddy today."

— Melissa Ruth Rotert–ARC reader slots open! (@OnPunsnNeedles) May 16, 2024