Girls don’t want fancy jewelry. They just want simple things like bodily autonomy, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of their enemies, and pockets in every dress and pair of pants.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 17, 2024
There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 24, 2024
Men are complaining that Turning Red wasn’t “relatable” like other Pixar movies, so I guess it’s easier for them to relate to bugs, toys, monsters, cars, rats, elves, or robots than it is to relate to actual human girls.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 13, 2022
If your gender reveal party kills someone, you’re probably having a white male.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 9, 2021
PSA TO MEN: It’s not “babysitting” when they’re your kids.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 6, 2020
Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 30, 2019
Imagine believing that spells from young adult novels about a magical school for child wizards can hurt you but climate change can’t.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 2, 2019
I imagine Mother's Day gets really awkward and confusing on Game of Thrones.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 9, 2015
Bran: (says weird shit)
Sansa: …
Arya: …
Jon: …
Daenerys: …
Sam: …
Davos: …
Brienne: …
Jorah: …
Tyrion: Ok fine since clearly nobody else is going to ask, what the fuck is your deal, kid?— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 22, 2019
IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL HOW IS THERE A FROZEN 2 pic.twitter.com/tnoPNWwZGd
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 13, 2019