It’s not a hoax. If Republicans were going to stage this, the shooter would be a Black trans immigrant who competed in women’s sports.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 14, 2024

Normalize telling men they look great “for their age.”

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 21, 2024

Girls don’t want fancy jewelry. They just want simple things like bodily autonomy, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of their enemies, and pockets in every dress and pair of pants.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 17, 2024

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 24, 2024

Men are complaining that Turning Red wasn’t “relatable” like other Pixar movies, so I guess it’s easier for them to relate to bugs, toys, monsters, cars, rats, elves, or robots than it is to relate to actual human girls.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 13, 2022

If your gender reveal party kills someone, you’re probably having a white male.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 9, 2021

PSA TO MEN: It’s not “babysitting” when they’re your kids.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 6, 2020

Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 30, 2019

Imagine believing that spells from young adult novels about a magical school for child wizards can hurt you but climate change can’t.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 2, 2019

I imagine Mother's Day gets really awkward and confusing on Game of Thrones.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 9, 2015