My 3.5yo son noticed my haircut. So he’s already doing better than 85% of my exes.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) March 19, 2024
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Paid $75 to take the family to the zoo so my toddler could ooh and ahh over a caterpillar in the parking lot.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) August 19, 2023
The day my toddler started asking “what’s that?” was the day I realized how little I know about everything.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) August 15, 2023