I always hear "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys in my head prior to doing dumb shit but it's a such a banger of a tune it just encourages me more

— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) June 23, 2024

Einstein said "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" then I thought about how I explain most things and now i'm a little sad

— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) April 11, 2024

Remember when Tarantino released that movie and there wasn't a single dog or reservoir and we all just accepted it

— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) February 24, 2024

As a kid I wondered why dads wanted to go fishing, sit in silence and stare at the boring water all day
…then you reach that age and it makes perfect sense

— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) February 25, 2024

The bartender said I could have a free drink if I stopped saying "that's what she said" so I said "challenge accepted" and she replied "let's see how long you keep this up"…and then I paid for my next drink

— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) November 5, 2023