My boss: Do I pay you for napping?
Me: No, I do that for free.— Mad Hatter Mommy!!! (@MadHatterMommy) May 18, 2024
I have crossed 40 years of age and I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
— Mad Hatter Mommy!!! (@MadHatterMommy) May 4, 2024
Me: are you doodling?
My kid:
My kid: idk I just saw you coming in and tried to look busy— 🧣Mad Hatter Mommy!!!❄️ (@MadHatterMommy) February 10, 2024
My superpower is to continue talking even after making a complete fool of myself.
— 🍁Mad Hatter Mommy!!!🍂 (@MadHatterMommy) October 29, 2023
The correct amount of cheese is "extra cheese"
— ❄Mad☃️Hatter❄Mommy🌲!!! (@MadHatterMommy) January 29, 2022