Has your stomach ever sounded like two whales having a conversation or is that just me

— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) September 24, 2024

Them: there’s no such thing as bad pizza…

Rocky mountain oyster pizza: hold my beer pic.twitter.com/kimSgRjZbt

— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) August 25, 2024

No one plays Monopoly anymore because we already get played by monopolies everyday anyway.

— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) November 28, 2022

When someone asks me what my dream job is it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) May 14, 2024

Of course I’m funny, I was an awkward kid with a traumatic childhood.

— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) November 25, 2023