what’s wrong babe you barely touched your item you ordered off the internet in the hopes that it would fix your life but quickly realized it was just another object taking up space in your house
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) June 22, 2024
we left the airbnb and this is what the host just sent, i am literally in tears pic.twitter.com/FtWq9gzh1l
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 2, 2022
gender reveal where you cut into a baby and reveal that it’s a cake
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) July 11, 2020
me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow pic.twitter.com/5NIGfcJfB7
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 28, 2021
hear me out: charlie and the chocolate factory but it’s a winery tour
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) January 3, 2021