The same kid who is keeping me up every night would like to know why my “eyes look bruised”

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 23, 2024

Our cousin lives in Jupiter, Florida so you can imagine my 8yo’s disappointment once we arrived.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 17, 2024

“You’re so lucky you’re an adult and can do whatever you want”
-My 8yo, on our way to her 7AM hockey game

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 3, 2024

I heard an older woman refer to her age as the “dessert stage” of her life and I just love this so much

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) September 16, 2023

My kid said he knew I was the tooth fairy so instead of money I put a kazoo under his pillow and now he’s a believer because “mommy would NEVER let me have this”

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 3, 2023

I hope this covid test is as negative as my general attitude

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 30, 2022