I NEVER react emotionally to celebrity deaths but the way I just AUDIBLY GASPED AND SAID “NOOOOO!” for dame Maggie Smith 💔💔💔💔
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) September 27, 2024
god I see what you have done for others pic.twitter.com/tFROJu5yrG
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 12, 2024
took my 6 yr old to the bathroom
at a friend’s yesterday & she looked around & said “wow…..this bathroom is so pretty & shiny” & then she wiped & was like “mom you HAVE to try this toilet paper; it’s so thick and soft!!!!!” and long story short my kid just discovered wealth 😭— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 26, 2024
every ex-smoker spends one minute a day fantasizing about an alternate reality where smoking is good for you
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 13, 2024
we really do rewrite history, like why am i nostalgic for that apartment where i was too depressed to get out of bed
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 15, 2024
my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 23, 2024
when I met my husband, I said I lived in Brooklyn even though I actually lived in Connecticut, and he said he lived in Brooklyn even though he was really just visiting from Minnesota. But against all odds we came together bc we shared a fundamental value. Lying
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 12, 2024